"I'm Monkey D. Luffy and I'm going to become King of the Pirates!"
"I'll kick your ass!"
[Independent RP blog ]
[Tracking: ruffyluffy]
[Status: Active]
Oi! Guys!

rubbercaptain:

rubberbastard:

 

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"Oh, you’re useless!"

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"But you talk so much shit, your mouth might as well be your ass!"

"Ooooooh snap!"

LUFFY THREE WAY!!!

rubbercaptain:

rubberbastard:

rubbercaptain:

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"Y-YOU’RE ALIVE!"

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"But it smells like caca."

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LIVING CACA!”

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"Why is everyone coming in here when I’m trying to drop a turd?! Get I get some privacy?!"

  yukionnamonet said:
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"Oh, look at what lovely weather we have tod—"

"Do I want to know why you ask everyone you meet if they poop? If you're alive, you pool generally. "

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"I’m pretty sure if you came across a talking skeleton, you’d ask him the same thing."

  rubbercaptain said:
"I do poop! Do you?"

Of course I poop. I eat all the time, it has to come out somewhere.”

  rubbercaptain said:
"Oi! When are we ever gonna go to Amazon Lily?"

rubbercaptain:

ruffyluffy:

*puts on vacation clothes*

"WE GO NOW?! Get your snake-eating bib ready, my friend!"

"I hope Hammock’s got enough snakes for us!"

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"Yuuuummmmmm…" 

"Well last time I was there I saw plenty of snakes."

"Even if there aren’t enough, we could always eat her sisters…especially the fat one.”

  rubbercaptain said:
"I'm so boooooooooorrrreeedddd..."

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"Go play with yourself…"

  rubbercaptain said:
"Where'dja go? Are we giving up on One Piece now?! OI! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! HOW DARE YOU RUN! WE'RE NOT COWARDS!"

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WE’RE NOT GIVING UP ON ONE PIECE! Just hold up, okay?! I’m taking the biggest dump of my life here.”

  rubbercaptain said:
"Zoro says if we leave him alone for two hours he'll play tag with us!"

*sigh*

"Fine, i’ll try to be patient…"

"Hmm? Well then, do you know where my grandson went?"

upyourbuttandaroundthecorner…I’m sure he’s around here somewhere. Good luck on finding him.” He said while adjusting his fake beard.